Ideas for Cootie Catchers/Fortune Tellers Project- Dec 2013

Here are some jokes that can be used on the Cootie Catcher/Fortune Teller project.

Questions                                                                                  Answers

How do snowmen travel around?                                             By icicles

Where do snowmen go to dance?                                            Snow balls

What do you call a snowman in summer?                               A puddle

What do snowmen wear on their heads?                                 Snow caps

What do snowmen eat for lunch?                                            Iceburgers

What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?                                 Owlgebra

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?                                      Frosted Flakes

Where does a snowman keep his money?                               In a snowbank

What if you cross a snowman and a shark?                            You get: frostbite!

What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?                  Snow

What do elves learn in school?                                                The elf-abet

What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas?                 Sandy Claus

What did salt say to pepper?                                                   Season’s Greetings

What do you call an elf who sings?                                         A Wrapper

How do sheep in Spain say Merry Christmas?                        Fleece Navidad

What did the big candle say to the little candle?                      I’m going out tonight.

What does one snowman say to the other?                             Do you smell carrot?